Episode XXX - The Unserious Edition ;)

Hello and welcome to The Imperfect Clinician. My name is Mike Grudziński.
And it's Yuen.
So today we're going to do something a little bit different.
We thought that some people want to find out a little bit more about us.
And we thought that what we're going to do, we're going to ask each other 25 questions.
Now for you, listener, you have to be aware that this is an uncut edition.
We don't know the questions, what we're going to ask, and we're going to ask one each and see how it goes.
We prepared the questions in private and tried very, very hard not to say anything.
We had no prior knowledge of the questions. So the reactions are as they come.
Okay. We'll see what's going to happen. So this is The Imperfect Clinician, the unserious edition.
Okay. Do you want to go first?
Yes. My first question is, would you prefer a cold shower every day or having 20 cryotherapy?
Cryotherapy is where you go to that freezing minus 160 degrees.
Oh, definitely cryotherapy.
Cryotherapy.
Yes. I like hot showers. I like hotter showers than you.
I know. Okay.
Okay. So now what's your favourite animal?
Oh, favourite animal. I think something that can fly. What do I like that can fly? Eagle.
Eagle. Okay. Okay. I've got that. Yeah. Go on. Hit me.
You have to choose either eating insect once. For those of you who don't know, he despised them.
Or you're drinking hemp milk every day instead of cow's milk.
I probably would prefer still an insect once.
Would you?
Instead of every day.
I'll take that. Yeah.
Okay. That's fun. Okay.
Okay. Now invisibility or flying?
Oh, and I answered fly for the first one. Flying. Definitely.
Flying. Okay.
Yours, campervan or tent?
Oh, it's like picking your favourite STI. I want to say tent.
Tent. Why?
Yeah. Because tent is still further away from the toilet.
Okay. Fair enough.
Okay. My question. Favourite junk food?
Favourite junk food.
Whatever you consider as a junk food.
Any Chinese dessert. But I would go for tangyuan, which is tapioca balls.
Okay.
So my question to you. One thing that you would change physically?
Physically? What about myself?
Yeah.
Oh my goodness. Probably being a bit thinner so I can squeeze past the place.
Okay.
Okay. Say a word in Italian.
Grazie.
Yeah, I got that.
That is so random. One meal that you would only eat for the rest of your life.
Oh. Oh. Oh. That is a tricky one. Probably your fried rice.
Okay.
Okay. Although I'm a big lover of pasta noodles or anything that's pasta-ish.
Okay. What's the happiest age? What's your happiest age?
For me? Now.
Okay.
Now. Yeah.
Got that. Yeah. Go on.
Favourite movie?
Favourite movie? I can't just say one movie. There's probably about top 10 and I can't say which.
No. But you have to pick one. That's what made it difficult.
Favourite movie?
Or maybe if I make it a bit easier. Favourite movie that had made the most impact on you?
The most impact on me?
Oh, this is a really tricky one.
I'll tell you probably the movie that I watched most in my life was Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Okay. Oh yeah.
Okay.
You mentioned about it so many times.
Yeah.
Okay.
I know it by heart. So now, are you politically correct?
I'd try my best to be.
Okay. Okay.
My question to you, something that you wish you didn't say last week?
Oh, last week? Oh, probably Raising Voice and the kids.
Okay.
Yeah, that would have to be the one. Now, say something with man's voice.
Good morning.
Well, that was rubbish.
Okay. One thing that you can't live without?
It would be a first answer, but second would be you.
Okay.
In that order. Do you know that?
Now, pasta or noodles or rice?
Noodles, definitely.
Noodles, okay.
Five favourite songs?
Four, five favourite songs. I have one favourite song that is just, this is a song I want them to play when I'm going in the ground, which is Paradise City by Guns N' Roses.
Oh, four more impossible to choose. This depends on the day, month or year.
Okay.
So stay to the one.
But one is Paradise City. This is something that I take dead or alive. I never get bored.
Okay, so now what's your guilty pleasure?
My guilty pleasure? It changes, but I want to say recently it's pancake but soft ones with peanut butter.
You mean American pancakes?
Yes.
Peanut butter, melted dark chocolate and maple syrup stacked up.
Okay, fair enough. Now, what sound does a dolphin make?
Oh no, my turn. You asked me guilty pleasure.
Oh, sugar. Oh my goodness. I've earned such a good one.
No, I didn't hear that one actually, did I?
Okay, go on.
What is on your bedside table?
On my bedside table? A phone.
Only? Nothing else?
Yeah, nothing else. Oh, baby monitor.
Okay. What was the question?
Okay, so what sound does a dolphin make?
Dolphins.
Why am I making so much noises?
Okay. One skill that you want to have if you can achieve it overnight?
Oh, definitely something like manual that I always admired, but I couldn't do myself.
Like, I don't know, skateboarding, BMX or something like that.
Okay.
Snowboarding, wakeboarding, something.
Yeah, quite physical. It requires a lot of practice.
Absolutely, yes. Definitely always.
What's your question for me?
Polka dots or stripes?
Polka dots.
Why?
Because I like them.
Fair enough, I guess.
If you are an animal, what would you be and why?
I'd be a crocodile because it always smiles.
That's my standard answer. I love crocodiles.
Okay, so now for you, with the big love of analog things, writing or typing?
Oh, depending on what it is, if I am sorting my own head out in emotions, definitely writing.
But anything else, definitely typing because nobody else can read my writing.
So if I do writing, I spend 10 times longer to explain it to people.
True, I can certify that, absolutely.
Okay, go on.
If there is one rule that you can apply to everyone in the world and they have to obey, what would it be and why?
Be kind. I don't have to explain.
That's true.
Be kind to each other.
Yeah, okay.
Absolutely. What is wind?
What is wind? Something when the air moves, something that moves your hair, especially when you have long hair.
It can be annoying and nice at the same time.
I get what you're saying with long hair. Absolutely.
Okay, go on.
Worth advice you have heard?
Listen to other people's advice.
Okay.
This is the worst.
Okay.
Okay, now in that note as well, who inspires you?
Maya Angelou.
Why?
Why? The ways you overcome difficulties and have the ability to be impactful to other people.
Fair enough, okay.
Soup noodles or noodle soup or stir-fried noodles?
This is another hard choice, but I'm going to, depending on what noodles, but I'm going to say stir-fried noodles.
Okay.
I think here.
Why?
But I love soup.
Out of curiosity, why?
Because this gives me the chance of having something a little bit burned.
Okay, okay.
Okay, now, who is in authority for you?
Authority?
My gut feeling.
Yeah, I get that.
I tend to follow it and it hasn't failed me as of yet.
Touch wood.
You have to pick between cough to hide a fart or fart to hide a cough.
No, it's not COVID anymore, so I want to say cough to hide a fart.
Okay.
In COVID, it's the other way around.
Okay.
Okay, now, something you do your mum does not know about?
Something that I do or mum doesn't know about?
A lot of things, I guess.
When I cry, I don't tend to tell her.
I tend to tell her after, once I've sorted it out.
Fair enough.
If you can turn back time, where do you want to return again?
This is one of those questions that I try to avoid answering for that reason that I can't do it.
If I can't do it, I'm not interested in it.
But if I was to choose a time, there would be probably high school.
Okay.
Yeah, there'd be high school.
Why?
Because of all the good memories from my school friends.
This is the most formative time for me.
And not that I want to live it any differently, because I can't, so I don't want to.
But it was just a good ride.
And how would it feel if you go back to it with your current awareness?
So your current lens?
I wouldn't want to.
Okay.
I wouldn't want to.
Because it would change the feeling again.
Yeah, it would change the, you know, you would be more calculating what would be the outcome.
Now just go past it.
I had some amazing friends during my youth, and I would just be good to go and say hi to all of them.
Okay.
Okay.
Your worst dessert?
Worst dessert?
What's worse?
Oh, anything that involves caramel or toffee.
Yeah, got that.
Got that, yeah.
Coffee or tea?
Probably I'm going...
If you get to pick only one.
Yeah, if I was to choose the only one, I would probably go for coffee.
Okay.
Although I drink it probably a bit less than tea.
Yeah.
But yeah, coffee.
If I was to choose a good coffee, yeah.
Okay.
What's your preference if you were to stay on one?
Desert or glacier?
Oh, definitely desert.
I don't like the cold at all.
Okay.
Your choice, bad breath or body odour?
Oh.
That you can't get rid of?
Oh.
Again, going back to choosing your favourite STI.
Okay.
I think bad breath is easier to get rid of.
I think.
I don't know.
Okay.
But even if you can't, still bad breath.
Probably, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
So now, one subject you would like to learn about?
One subject...
Currently, I'm actually wanting to learn more about transgender inclusion or just in general.
How is it for me to be more inclusive for an area that I don't have that much exposure to?
Okay.
So I'm actually doing something about it.
Okay.
Your question, crunchy or smooth peanut butter?
Oh, crunchy.
Yeah, crunchy.
All the time.
If I was to just choose one for the rest of my life, yes.
Although if you're making some sauces, I get the smoothies easier to prepare.
But now, crunchy.
Okay.
Now, what one issue would you solve in the world?
I get to pick just one.
Listening.
So I want everyone to be able to listen in all levels rather than racing to speak or to solve the problem in any level.
In schools, at home, politician, everyone.
Okay.
Laundry or dishes?
Any. Not bothered.
Are you not?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Probably laundry.
Whatever.
I don't mind.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's pick one.
Laundry.
Okay.
Laundry.
Okay.
I would prefer dishes.
Okay.
Main course or dessert?
Main course, definitely.
Oh, me too.
Yeah.
So much more variety for it.
Poor and happy or rich and miserable?
Poor and happy.
Anytime.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Any day.
Any day.
That was a quick one.
Okay.
Sex or food?
I want to say sex.
Okay.
Okay.
In your case, take a friend on your family vacation or join a friend on their family vacation?
Oh, this is a very tricky one.
Not tricky, but a very interesting one.
Yeah, because the dynamic is so much different.
Yeah.
I would like to join.
Yeah.
Join a friend on their family vacation.
Yeah.
I like to observe people.
I'd rather go and see what people are doing and sort of tag along.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Okay.
Colour you don't like wearing?
Colour I don't like wearing?
I don't think I have any.
I don't think I have any.
Does it really?
No.
None at all.
I quite like colourful clothes in all shades.
Just trying to think.
No, there isn't.
Okay.
I think any colour suits me.
For you, speeding ticket or parking ticket?
Parking ticket.
I got more of them.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Easier to explain, I guess, to the insurer.
Okay.
Okay.
Train or plane?
I would prefer train.
More sustainable.
More sustainable, even though I can't go as far, but more freedom.
True.
In terms of movement.
True.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get that.
This is the last one.
And the last question for you.
Okay.
A snapshot of a normal day that makes you feel grateful.
Oh, a snapshot.
One that you go to sleep fulfilled, that you made a difference with someone in that respect
that you, somebody.
So give me an example from yesterday, a snapshot of the day, yesterday, any snapshot of it
that makes you feel grateful.
Yesterday I was grateful that my children did their best to change without me raising
my voice and without me rushing them.
Okay.
Okay.
But in general, I want to say there would be something that made someone feel better
than before seeing me.
Okay.
Making a difference.
Okay.
Just making a little bit of positive difference.
That's always, always a problem.
Okay.
Now, the very last one.
Do your parents know you don't like Chinese food?
I do like Chinese food.
That's such a trick question.
It is a tricky question.
I don't like bad Chinese food.
Well, I don't blame you.
So when I have that, I get really annoyed and I thought I will think I can cook better
than this.
What's the point?
That's very true.
Okay.
So this was our 50 questions.
Are there any other things you want to know about?
Maybe we're going to repeat it sometime in the future.
We'll see.
Yeah, I think that was really fun.
Fun for us.
It was fun for us to make.
I hope it was fun for you listening as well.
Yeah.
So yeah, this is something that I was hoping to do for a bit now.
And I hope that maybe if people want to listen to what we have to say in that little bit
less formal way, we'd be more than happy to oblige.
If you find this fun, leave us a comment anywhere in any of the socials.
Any questions are always welcome.
Thank you all for listening.
Bye.
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